The Kiwi Monster.
And Now For Something Completely Different!
Hello & Welcome to my web site. This is my personal corner of the net, and sort of my HTML playground. I have created loads of silly and fun things. Just roam around and have a ball. Hope you find something useful.
On This Site? - Ok, there is the obligatory Links Page (Click on the bar code picture); A barmy LARP Page (Newspaper Pic); A Puzzle Page, cos I like 'em (Penrose Triangle); See some strange answers on the Questionnaire Page (Galexy); Finally, take the wierdness test etc on the L.C.N.E. Page (Spider); To get back here click on the Pyramid picture.
Mystic Ben's Pearl Of Wisdom
Wise man say: "He who hath not JavaScript enabled, shall receive no wisdom!
It is different every time you load this page & it links to a random site from the links page, cool huh.
Hit The Target
If you can click on the floating target something magical will happen.
Scrolling message Fun.
Use the following controls to change the scrolling message:
5-4-3-2-1!
This was going to be a neat count down to the end of 2000 but I didn't get around to publishing this thing until now. oops! The reason.. --> The end of the last millennium wasn't until the end of the year 2000, not as popularly thought at the start of 2000. But just cos I spent time on this JavaScript... Drum roll please... Here is a count down to the end of this millennium in Days,Hours:Minutes.Seconds:
Well, that'll change your life, aye. Ohh sod it here's a clipping I was emailed that I think had relevence when I started...
"We have uniformly rejected all letters and declined all discussion upon the question of when the present century ends, as it is one of the most absurd that can engage the public attention, and we are astonished to find it has been the subject of so much dispute, since it appears plain. The present century will not terminate till January 1, 1801, unless it can be made out that 99 are 100... It is a silly, childish discussion, and only exposes the want of brains of those who maintain a contrary opinion to that we have stated." The (London) Times, December 26, 1799
Well I for one am glad that's sorted out...
Credits & Disclaimer.
On the occasional days that I actually accept the conventional paradigms of reality, please note: This is my web page and I put on it what I put on it. If something offends, perhaps you forgot to leave your ism's at the door. Or maybe we just don't see eye to eye. I you really find something THAT offensive JUST DON'T COME BACK.
This web page has been created and designed by me (Last Updated:
), I do not claim all material is original or my own. Credit should be given to all the people I have quoted, copied or just plain plagiarised. I believe that no one person has the exclusive rights to anything, be it picture, song, story, JavaScript etc. so if you see anything you want to use, feel free to cut and paste at will, though an acknowledgement would be nice. Just like I have tried, where possible, to list my sources.
Special thanks to the 'Steal My JavaScript' site, all the people who send me the dodgy E-mails that form much of this site. Keep them coming. Huge thanks goes out to all the Society members that were sporting enough to fill out the questionnaire. Also look out for the special thanks at the bottom of some pages.
